... Dio recounts an Trade between Elagabalus as well as the very well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus asking his physicians to provide him the equal of a lady's vagina through a surgical incision. ^Go… Read More